You know you’re cheap when…

…after making popcorn to take for snack during the ‘pickup hiatus’ between Eldest and Danger Mouse’s school days, you scoop the popcorn out of the glass bowl into the Tupperware, put the unpopped kernels back into the air popper and turn it on to get every last possible blossom of popped corn.

**sigh**

Because goodness knows, each of those kernels (purchased by the barrel at Costco) cost me $0.000000000782 cents! I want my money’s worth, dammit!!!!