Why I collect large sticks

Large sticks, commonly called a “shillelagh” by my Celtic relatives, are things I avidly collect. Can’t have too many shillelagh lying around, no indeed.

Why would a woman want to have a bunch of big sticks lying around, you may ask?

THIS is why:



Now, with these three exceptionally gorgeous creatures (not that I’m biased or anything) for daughters, are you surprised that I’m preparing to fend off raging hordes of youthful male hormones that are sure to be pounding on our doors in all-too-few years to come?!

You’d do the same.

You know you would.