Now, why didn’t I think of that?

A woman facing drug charges admitted in court that she smoked marijuana with her 13-year-old son, often to reward him for doing his homework.

Gee. Now, why didn’t I think of that?! And I was just thinking to myself that our treat basket has gotten, well, kind of dull lately. Smarties, miniature Tootsie rolls, ‘fun sized’ Starbursts, plastic kazoos, temporary tattoos and jet-dry nail polish. Not exactly the best bribes, I thought to myself. Hmm, I asked myself, whatever shall I do to spice things up around here…?

Thank $DEITY, the Internet is always there for me, giving me just the ideas I need for creative and fun ways to encourage my Denizens to do their homework!