Once again, I’ve missed the boat

Jessica Durham was photographed allowing her toddler Michala to suck from a marijuana water pipe.

From the article: Ms. Durham allegedly remarked that smoking improved Michala's appetite and left Michala lethargic and mellow.

Geesh. Why is it that I just can’t seem to be ahead of the curve here? Eldest is both twitchy and too darned skinny. All this time, all I’ve needed was a bong and some greenery to stick in it, and she could be mellow and hungry?

Why don’t they put that in the parenting magazines?! Instead of wasting all that space on 'cuddling' and 'discussing' and 'making food fun'?!