What passes for humor around here...

“Honey…is this all decaf?”

“Yes. You’ll have to use the flavored if you want it leaded.”

{pause}

“Does this mean we’re basically out of coffee?”

“Yes.”

“Is that club sending more?”

“Yes.”

“Soon?”

“Yes.”

“But we ran out early, huh?”

“*sigh* Yes…”

“Wow. So we’re kinda living above our means here, huh?”

“No.” {pause} “But we are living beyond our beans.”