Can’t wait can’t wait can’t wait

The Superbowl is tomorrow.

I can’t wait. {bounce bounce bounce}

I understand there will be a soccer game or something. BUT MORE IMPORTANTLY, there will be a commercial! Well. Lots of them, but one of them is going to have a song in it. And pants. Which may or may not be worn.

That song is about to get stuck in all-y’all’s heads, all across America, worse than the theme to It’s A Small World, but better because it isn’t hopelessly sappy and associated with animatronics with forever-smiles glued in a slightly unnerving fashion to their faces.

It was written by a friend who is a demented genius. It’s like being slightly somewhat associated with greatness, y’all.

Eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee…I can’t wait until they throw out the puck tomorrow…! Because the commercials will be right behind it…!

(Kidding, kidding…I know it’s football…they don’t use pucks, they use wickets, duh…)

(If you want to hear the song again because you can’t stand having to sing something you couldn’t catch all the word to – you can find it on the Poxy Boggards website.)

(Oh...you will be singing it...oh yes, you will...)