Dear Me:

If you are going to do That Thing where you dab a dollop of facial mud on a developing zit, it would be REALLY helpful if you washed it frickin' off BEFORE you left the house.

Because otherwise, people MAY think you've got an enormous smear of poop on your cheek. And as recently discovered, that makes it rather hard to pull of that "cool, competent" thing we were going for today.

Thanks for your attention to the above.

-me
p.s.: Idiot.

(sent from my Treo)