"Hi! My name is Lisa, and I am a gynecology student at Medical University - is it all right if I do your exam today under the supervision of Dr. Dude?"
Me: "That's fine by me!"
"Hi! My name is Lisa and I am a certified hair stylist, here is my state-issued license! This is my orientation week here at Discount Cuts R Us - would you mind if I did your trim today under the supervision of That Stylist Who Has Been Here Longer Than Forever?"
Me: "Ummmmmmm...errrrrrrrrrr...wellllllllllll..."
To sum up: Apparently I have no problem with a student using my cervix as a hands-on learning experience...but have CONCERNS about a fully graduated hair stylist nicking a quarter-inch of fur off my head under supervision at a DISCOUNT HAIR-CHOP SHOP.
...I don't think I want to know what this probably says about me...
5 comments:
You are hilarious! Congrats on the new job!
Because in the first case, there are no alterations proposed?
Because of white coat syndrome. Yes Doc, it sounds so reasonable Doc. And also your hair is on the out side where people can see!! (So why does mine look like I sleep in an electrical socket ?
hysterical. thx for the laugh!
Well, I'm guessing you wouldn't let that student cut a quarter inch OFF of that cervix!
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