I appear to have crafted a Shawl of Cat Summoning +10. Because the instant I started fidgeting it around on the bed to Officially Block…
BEHOLD! LIKE MAGIC! A SINGULARITY OF CATS HAS BEEN SUMMONED!
They have now given it a thorough inspection, and report the following:
- The edging has very nice chewability; springy, and with just the right amount of wool:detergent flavoring
- It is delightfully soft and warm, perfect for hooking with a claw or two and dragging over oneself for a quick nap
- When dragged along the floor, it makes for a truly rousing game of keep-away with a sibling or servant
- This also causes the servants to make very interesting noises – kind of high and squeaky, with a pleasing note of panic
- HOWEVER, it appears to cause the servants to behave inappropriately at times
- FOR EXAMPLE, scooping the Royal Personage off the coveted item
- While spitting coarse phrases such as “git yer scaly backside OFFA that!”
- And then dumping the Royal Personage onto the floor in a most ignoble and inconvenient fashion
- FEH!
Of course, inspections are exhausting…
…yes, so very, very exhausting…
(…sigh…this is how they get away with this crap…look at that sweet little face!!)
3 comments:
Awwwww.....you know you don't mind that much! What cuties!
Adorable. And the shawl is gorgeous! But a singularity? I always thought it was a chaos of cats. Maybe it's just in my house.
No, it's a chaos allright. I believe one must block in a room to which the felines have not got access -- shut the door, already! This is one of the reasons I don't "do" a lot of shawls; one of mine has long white hair, of which one alone on a garment can be see at 500 yards....I keep those lint-roller folks in business.
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